Gaming Weekend Poetry: Oh, Pretzel Rod
Oh pretzel rod,
You slender staff of saliferous deliciousness--
You oven baked shaft of yeasted crunchy wheatiness,
We salute your lye-dipped form and crumbly texture,
So easy to clasp between moistened lips
Until they start to bleed like stuck pigs
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And here a I thought there was only 1 sad, strange, little man amongst us .....
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