"Geologists Find Ancient Worm Feces"

If you ask me, thats what geologists deserve for eating off an industrial food truck. I once knew a lady that claimed to have found a human tooth in her catering truck sandwich one day, though I suppose it was less than 500 million years old.

Well, until it shows up in my silverware drawer , I'm not going to be too impressed.

I can find perfectly fresh mouse stuff on the spoons just about every week and you never see me running to Yahoo all proud about it.

H/t to Right Nation.