Fight Global Warming: Hug a Nerd

It is only the latest battle front on the war against global warming.

Women must stop admiring men who drive sports cars if they want to join the fight against global warming, the Government's chief scientist has urged.

Might I suggest a '95 Buick with little rust and a kick-ass stereo? The seats don't recline all that well, but I have removed all the crap from the back seat, you know, just in case.

h/t Protein Wisdom