From the shocking biological sciences department:
Jamie Lynn Spears, the 16-year-old "Zoey 101" star and sister of Britney, told OK! magazine that she's pregnant and that the father is her boyfriend, Casey Aldridge.Let me guess...you flunked all your science classes, applied biology, child development and the most basic sex education course.
"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected," she said. "I was in complete and total shock and so was he."
How unexpected could pregnancy be after unprotected sex, unless you are a blazingly illiterate dipstick? Don't answer that, you have a budding career to worry about.
And this child has what chance?