"Suck It, Jesus, This Award Is My God Now"

That Kathy Griffen is one brave envelope pusher.

You see, her original plans were to tell Muhammed to suck it, but when she got all frazzled by the hoopla, and the lights and the crowd of the Emmy Awards, Jesus' name just kind of sneaked out instead.

If not for that tight dress and poor handwriting her bravery would have been proven to the world!