Tuesday, July 17, 2007

New Edwards' Policy Initiative

The well washed and shorn John Edwards has a new policy initiative designed to boost his sagging campaign. Reported in The Onion.

According to Edwards, his plan is composed of three steps. Everyday bad things, such as curse words and splinters, would be eradicated during his first six months in office. Next, very bad things, including child abduction, soil erosion, and resurgent diseases such as malaria and tuberculosis, would be ended by the the end of 2009. Finally, extremely bad things—plights such as genocide, species extinction, and virtually every form of cancer—would take a full two years to wipe out.
h/t to Conservative Grapevine

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