Friday, February 24, 2006

Gaming Weekend Poetry: Oh, Pretzel Rod

Oh pretzel rod,
You slender staff of saliferous deliciousness--
You oven baked shaft of yeasted crunchy wheatiness,

We salute your lye-dipped form and crumbly texture,
So easy to clasp between moistened lips
Until they start to bleed like stuck pigs

1 comment:

stonehands said...

And here a I thought there was only 1 sad, strange, little man amongst us .....