Roger Ebert vs. Debbie Schlussel

Debbie Schlussel writing in FrontPageMag.

If Roger and Debbie actually do have a war, whether it is simply a war words or a good old-fashioned donnybrook, my money is on Debbie. She is a lot smarter, more honest, prettier, and should fisticuffs ensue, I'm sure she's a lot tougher too.

The portly Ebert is out of his league here, even if his heels do make him tallest.