Middle Age Romance: Volume 3

It might be the way a mature man commands his vehicle that chicks find most seductive--slightly slouched, staring straight ahead, both hands white-knuckle clutching the wheel in perfect 10 o'clock/2 o'clock fashion.

Nothing screams rebellion louder than cruising at 40 miles per hour, regardless of speed zone, in a cherry red mini-van (with luggage rack.) I got some serious James Dean working. Serious.