Fantasy Football Reflections: Volume 3

Plaxico Burress, a guy named after a mythical latex country in Latin America, scores 4 points in week 2. In week 3 he scores 9 points. But, in week 4, when the bonehead comes up against my team he comes up with 25 points.

Of course, it is beneath me to complain about such poor luck. After all, I'm certain it won't be the last time some washed up has been pulls a rabbit out of the hat against me. A complaining man might dwell on it. Not me. To lose to such brazen, undeserved fortune is commonplace in Fantasy Football--and I hardly notice.