Thursday, October 02, 2008

September Terrorist Report for one Particular Unidentified Religion

Followers of a certain mystery religion were responsible for no fewer than 196 separate terrorist attacks worldwide in the month of September according to the Religion of Peace. Members of this unidentified religion carried out attacks in Afghanistan, Algeria, India, Iraq, Israel, Kenya, Lebanon, Mauritania, Pakistan, the Palestinian Authority, Philippines, Russia, Somalia, Sudan, Syria, Thailand, the UK, and Yemen.

At least 992 people died while another 1,836 were wounded in the incidents. The largest attack killed 53 people and injured 257 at a hotel in Pakistan, while the second largest attack, this one in Somalia, murdered 42 innocents while injuring 60 more.

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