Football Finals Today

11-2 Caledonia Fighting Scots vs. 13-0 Haslett Whatevertheyares. Just a little question here, but isn't a Whatevertheyare a stupid name for a mascot?

Good Luck Caledonia and Luke Gascho--don't let those zebras intimidate you. I'll be watching on Fox Sports Detroit at 7:30 pm.

Oh, and Gascho clan, just let Dad have a little fun today and don't be too critical. Try and keep him away from any Red Dye #2 and kraut topped hot dogs and make sure he takes an extra pack of Depends. It's gonna be a long day sitting close to that guy.