Ahmadinejad Has A Full Plate

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has a lot of things to do as a world leader.

First, there is the issue of Palestine. Then, there is American aggression. Lets not forget the necessity of spreading Islam everywhere on Earth. Then, there is the 12th Imam to resuscitate and some Jew blamery to orchestrate over the avian flu virus. He needs to get some nuclear weapons, and a delivery system would be nice too.

For most professionals, this would be more than a full plate. But, never the slacker, the President is diligently pursuing all angles that might further glorify Allah and bring greatness to the Iranian people.

You know, lofty things like keeping those damn women out of the soccer stadiums.

From Iran Focus.