Study Says Driving Deaths Higher than Terrorism Toll

In what must be one of the most irrelevant correlations in modern history, a researcher at Otago University, New Zealand, has discovered that

The body count from road accidents in developed economies is 390 times higher than the death toll in these countries from international terrorism...

Read about this brialliant study here.

I suppose if we just outlawed cars the concerns of this reasearcher would be answered. Until then we should just stop worrying about fascists that want to see us all dead and concern ourselves with that red Cavalier up ahead.