A Retirement Seventy Years Too Late

Helen Thomas has retired after controversial comments she made over the weekend concerning Israel and her beloved Jews.

"Tell them to get the hell out of Palestine."

"Remember these people are occupied and it's their land, not Germany and not Poland.

"They can go home, Poland, Germany, and America and everywhere else."

That this gargoyle of a woman could hold down such an esteemed job for so many years is a testament to the acceptance of progressive ideology among journalists.