Training Wheels For Your Nannystate

Quick, lets put benevolent Democrats in charge of everything!

Because, if there is one thing that us fat, wealthy, warmongering conservatives love to do more than either stomping on the heads of welfare mothers and world conquest, it is fried chicken!

DENVER — Warning to Southern delegates to the 2008 Democratic National Convention in Denver this August: it will be a no-fry zone.

As part of the effort to make the August 25-28 convention the greenest ever, the Democrats' guidelines for food catering include one that strikes at the heart of Southern cuisine: no fried food.

No fried chicken. No fried catfish. No fried green tomatoes. No fried okra. No fried anything.

FOR THE DELEGATES!

h/t Little Green Footballs