Arizona Educators Protecting Students From Sketched Ray Gun

Up until about 30 minutes ago I considered Larry my friend.

Since the time he moved to my small home town in the 2nd grade Larry has been drawing elaborate sea battle scenes. Huge sailed ships with cannons blazing filled the sketches, pictured from every possible angle. I imagined many times during our school days together that the scenes depicted Oliver Perry along the Barbary Coast or in Lake Erie as he cleared it of invading British.

Now, come to find out, the jerk was just threatening to blow my head off.

You think you know a guy.

h/t Protein Wisdom