Just Doing What I Can To Grow The Colony

But honestly, being called a "lazy slob rat" is starting to tick me off.

A few lazy rats are getting away with doing practically nothing while others do all the work. And no, this has nothing to do with what goes on in your office.

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These industrious rats perform 95 percent of the work, while the remaining "infrequent workers" enjoy the results, new research shows.

I definitely prefer the term "infrequent worker."

Mom, are you listening?