Top 10 Reasons for an Auto Bailout Bill and/or Needed Repairs/Maintenance For My Sleek 1995 American Four Door

1. American manufacturing could otherwise be destroyed
   
2. Bent windshield wiper shaft
3. UAW might have to sell its golf course on Black Lake
4. Bad smell in the glove box
   
5. Check engine light on for three years
   
6. Buick Open!
   
7. Destruction of the middle class/oil change
8. Acorns hidden inside the hood
9. Detroit might start to deteriorate
   
10. Ron Gettelfinger needs the work