Robert Mugabe Needs a Union

The occupation of tinpot socialist tyrant is not at all what it is cracked up to be.

There is just so much to do.

There are political opponents to murder, limbs to sever, huts to burn, a currency to ruin, and thankless peoples to starve into oblivion. And then, after all of that hard work, just as things start falling into place, the stupid British spread disease amongst the peasants before they are given adequate time to succumb to the elements.

Robert Mugabe needs a union.