Odorous and Insulting or Provoking In Nature

A man has been charged with battery for passing gas and waving it at a police officer.

The man had been pulled over for driving without headlights and failed field sobriety tests.

“This is ridiculous,” he said. “I could be facing time.” Let's hope that any time the man spends in jail will be for endangering other drivers on the road and not for, well, you know.