Here is the John McCain We Know And Love

By the way, John, thanks for that poke in the eye.

"Only McCain has taken on big tobacco, drug companies, fought corruption in both parties. He'll reform Wall Street, battle big oil, make America prosper again."

Presumably by regulating, taxing and vilifying successful American businesses that bring new life-saving drugs to market, heat our homes, create wealth, and employ millions of people.

No wonder we hate 'em all.